This was one of those humourous e-mails passed around several years ago, found on my computer a few days ago.  Although the stadium and head coach have changed, it’s still even more appropriate today.  Here ya go!

What’s the difference between the Detroit Lions and the Taliban?
The Taliban has a running game.

How do the Detroit Lions count to 10?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
Put up goal posts.

Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
The Silverdome – they never have a touchdown there.

What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A thief.

Why doesn’t Flint have a professional football team?
Because then Detroit would want one.

Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit Lions playbook was stolen?
Because he hadn’t finished coloring it.

What’s the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
Nobody knows and we may never find out.

What do you call 47 people sitting around watching the Super Bowl on TV?
The Detroit Lions.

What do the Detroit Lions and an oppossum have in common?
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the football?
The running back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.

What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
They both can get a stadium full of people to stand up and shout “Jesus Christ!”