This was one of those humourous e-mails passed around several years ago, found on my computer a few days ago. Although the stadium and head coach have changed, it’s still even more appropriate today. Here ya go!
What’s the difference between the Detroit Lions and the Taliban?
The Taliban has a running game.
How do the Detroit Lions count to 10?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Here is a quick training guide on how to be a Serb. We’ve all heard the stereotypical portrayal of other ethnic varieties among the human species, so it’s about time you, dear reader, have gotten up to speed on what it takes to be a Serb in today’s world. Armed with this information, you are well on your way to being an Honorary Serb!
I’ve seen this one circulating the internet for a few years, and it never fails to make me chuckle. Plenty of advice here for all of us!
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
— Kristen, age 10
Continue reading Marriage and Dating Advice (as written by children)
Just when you thought it was safe to play a gig…along comes poetry that sums up the whole gigging experience in 17 easy syllables! I got a kick out of these. Read on!
Continue reading Musician Humor: Gig Haikus
Here’s another installment of my musician jokes. I’ve collected these over the years from various websites and e-mails. This one gives us a few questions and answers to ponder on the quest to musical perfection. Read on!
Continue reading Musician Humor: Q&A